{"id":10009,"date":"2024-11-19T11:15:57","date_gmt":"2024-11-19T10:15:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/de-rijmpiet.nl\/wordpress\/?p=10009"},"modified":"2024-11-19T11:15:59","modified_gmt":"2024-11-19T10:15:59","slug":"schoorsteen-surprise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/de-rijmpiet.nl\/wordpress\/sinterklaas-gedichten\/algemeen\/schoorsteen-surprise\/","title":{"rendered":"Schoorsteen (surprise)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>Alleen verwarmingsbuizen<br \/><\/strong><br \/>Sint ging &#8216;s nachts naar jouw adres.<br \/>Maar daar had hij geen succes.<br \/>Waar moet het cadeau doorheen?<br \/>Want jij hebt thuis geen schoorsteen.<br \/>Net als in de meeste huizen<br \/>heb jij alleen verwarmingsbuizen.<br \/>Dat heeft natuurlijk weinig zin.<br \/>Daar past haast geen pakje in.<br \/>Dus heb ik een schoorsteen gemaakt.<br \/>Ik hoop niet dat je hem afkraakt.<br \/>Sint heeft er een cadeau in gestopt.<br \/>Nee, hij heeft jou niet gefopt.<br \/>Ga de 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