{"id":1384,"date":"2012-11-12T19:32:19","date_gmt":"2012-11-12T19:32:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.de-rijmpiet.nl\/?p=1384"},"modified":"2012-11-23T22:50:41","modified_gmt":"2012-11-23T21:50:41","slug":"monsterbruid-bridezilla","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/de-rijmpiet.nl\/wordpress\/sinterklaas-gedichten\/persoon\/monsterbruid-bridezilla\/","title":{"rendered":"Monsterbruid | Bridezilla"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\n\tJe was misschien&nbsp;zes of zeven&nbsp;jaar<br \/>\n\ten&nbsp;droeg&nbsp;een tiara in je haar.<br \/>\n\tDoor de kamer liep je te klik-klakken<br \/>\n\top je moeder&#39;s hoge hakken.<br \/>\n\tJe maakte een sluier van een gordijn<br \/>\n\ten droeg handschoentjes van satijn.<br \/>\n\tIedereen zong: &quot;Daar komt de bruid&quot;.<br \/>\n\tJe dromen van vroeger komen nu uit.<br \/>\n\tJouw lieve vriend heeft jou gevraagd,<br \/>\n\tmaar wordt sindsdien door twijfel geplaagd!<br \/>\n\tJe hebt je&nbsp;tot monsterbruid&nbsp;ontpopt,<br 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