{"id":6132,"date":"2015-03-15T13:44:41","date_gmt":"2015-03-15T12:44:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/de-rijmpiet.nl\/?p=6132"},"modified":"2015-03-15T13:44:41","modified_gmt":"2015-03-15T12:44:41","slug":"technisch-persoon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/de-rijmpiet.nl\/wordpress\/sinterklaas-gedichten\/persoon\/technisch-persoon\/","title":{"rendered":"A-technisch persoon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Het zegt je niets<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Waarvoor is die rechter knop?<br \/>\nEn hoe neem ik ook alweer op?<br \/>\nAls ik hier op druk,<br \/>\ngaat het apparaat dan stuk?<br \/>\nStaat &#8216;ie nu aan? Of doe ik &#8217;em uit?<br \/>\nEn hoe regel ik het geluid?<br \/>\nSorry dat ik zo doorzaag,<br \/>\nmaar het is toch een normale vraag?<br \/>\nTja, voor een a-technisch persoon<br \/>\nzijn dat soort vragen h\u00e9\u00e9l gewoon!<br \/>\nDat komt omdat het je niets zegt.<br \/>\nAl is het honderd keer uitgelegd.<br \/>\nSint voelt met je mee, want hij is precies zo.<br \/>\nDaarom krijg je een niet-technisch cadeau.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sinterklaasgedicht van de Rijmpiet voor een a-technisch persoon <a href=\"https:\/\/de-rijmpiet.nl\/wordpress\/sinterklaas-gedichten\/persoon\/technisch-persoon\/\">Continue reading <span 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