{"id":7952,"date":"2016-11-04T12:46:15","date_gmt":"2016-11-04T11:46:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/de-rijmpiet.nl\/wordpress\/?p=7952"},"modified":"2016-11-04T12:46:15","modified_gmt":"2016-11-04T11:46:15","slug":"hakbijl-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/de-rijmpiet.nl\/wordpress\/sinterklaas-gedichten\/cadeau\/hakbijl-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Hakbijl (2)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Afgehak&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>E\u00e9n van Sint\u2019s Pieten, degene die jouw cadeautje koos,<br \/>\ndie is \u2018niet helemaal lekker\u2019, er is iets met hem loos.<br \/>\nHij heeft last van een kwaal. (Niet dat ik wat aan hem zie)<br \/>\nnee, deze Piet lijdt aan iets en dat heet \u2018hypochondrie\u2019.<br \/>\nHeeft iemand het over een kind dat geveld is door de griep,<br \/>\ndan wordt onze Piet \u00f3\u00f3k grauw en groen en wenst hij dat hij sliep.<br \/>\nEn is een and\u2019re Piet zijn verstuikte voet in een ijsbadje aan \u2018t domp\u2019len<br \/>\ndan loopt steevast ook \u00f3nze Piet over de gang te stromp\u2019len!<br \/>\nLaatst kreeg Sint post: \u2018Iemand\u2019s kanariePiet floot geen enkel liedje.<br \/>\nToen bleef het stil in \u2018t \u2018Pietenhuis\u2019: geen geluid kwam uit \u00f3ns Pietje.<br \/>\nEn toen iemand warme thee over zich morste, leek er weinig aan de hand,<br \/>\nmaar \u00f3ns Pietje leek op een mummie, vanwege al \u2018t verband.<br \/>\nSint is ehh&#8230; \u2018huiverig\u2019 over jouw cadeau, maar beloofd is nu eenmaal beloofd.<br \/>\nWant onze ingebeeld zieke Piet, die \u2019t inpakte, die mist opeens&#8230; zijn hoofd!<br \/>\nDe Sin<br 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