{"id":7987,"date":"2016-11-04T11:33:46","date_gmt":"2016-11-04T10:33:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/de-rijmpiet.nl\/wordpress\/?p=7987"},"modified":"2016-11-04T11:36:00","modified_gmt":"2016-11-04T10:36:00","slug":"mokken-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/de-rijmpiet.nl\/wordpress\/sinterklaas-gedichten\/cadeau\/mokken-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Mokken"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Niet zo mokken<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Ook voor Sint is er, \u00e9\u00e9ns per eeuw, geen ontkomen an<br \/>\nE\u00e9ns per eeuw, familiere\u00fcnie, samen met de Kerstman.<br \/>\nVerhalen over vroeger vertellen is al raar,<br \/>\n(per slot schelen de Kerstman en ik dik 1000 jaar,)<br \/>\nmaar de taalbarri\u00e8re maakt het pas \u00e9cht lastig tot mijn verdriet:<br \/>\nde ene keer spreekt Santa w\u00e9l Spaans, een volgende keer weer niet!<br \/>\nDus moet het in het Engels, of juister, Amerikaans.<br \/>\nDaar vlak bij de Noordpool, op amper 1 uur gaans.<br \/>\nWe hebben zopas daar jouw cadeau besproken<br \/>\nMaar van de koude is bijna Sint\u2019s oor afgebroken.<br \/>\nWe gebruiken Google translate, wat is dat een onding<br \/>\nZeker op de Noordpool met die k&#8230; klere-internetverbinding.<br \/>\nSanta bood de Sint een \u2018shot of Tequila\u2019 aan.<br \/>\nGezien de koude, dacht Sint, dat d\u00e1t er wel in zou gaan.<br \/>\nIk hield jouw cadeau omhoog en vroeg fier om \u201cSanta\u2019s mug shot.\u201d<br \/>\nToen werd de situatie plotsklaps h\u00e9\u00e9l wat anders: &#8220;hot&#8221;.<br \/>\nWerd me die Santa toch witheet, en hij begon te razen<br \/>\ndat ik hem beledigd had, en wolken stoom af te blazen.<br \/>\nBleek, oeps, op Google translate, \u00e9n dus ook in dit gedicht,<br \/>\nDa\u2019k niet om een drankje vroeg, maar om Santa\u2019s opsporingsbericht.<br \/>\nEnfin, na wat tequila zijn we samen toch maar wat decemberliedjes gaan zingen<br \/>\nJe zou het zo niet zeggen, maar je cadeau bevat dus best wel gevaarlijke dingen.<br 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