{"id":8087,"date":"2020-12-05T16:15:51","date_gmt":"2020-12-05T15:15:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/de-rijmpiet.nl\/wordpress\/?p=8087"},"modified":"2020-12-05T16:15:52","modified_gmt":"2020-12-05T15:15:52","slug":"hopeloze-dichter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/de-rijmpiet.nl\/wordpress\/sinterklaas-gedichten\/algemeen\/hopeloze-dichter\/","title":{"rendered":"Hopeloze dichter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Hopeloos<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Rijmpiet voelde zich niet lekker.<br \/>\nDaarom baal ik als een stekker,<br \/>\nwant nu voel ik me verplicht<br \/>\ntot het maken van een gedicht.<br \/>\nEn, dat snap je zeker wel,<br \/>\ndat is voor mij de hel!<br \/>\nEen Shakespeare ben ik zeker niet.<br \/>\nEn ook geen Annie M.G. 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