{"id":8107,"date":"2016-12-05T13:38:31","date_gmt":"2016-12-05T12:38:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/de-rijmpiet.nl\/wordpress\/?p=8107"},"modified":"2016-12-05T13:38:31","modified_gmt":"2016-12-05T12:38:31","slug":"online-shoppen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/de-rijmpiet.nl\/wordpress\/sinterklaas-gedichten\/algemeen\/online-shoppen\/","title":{"rendered":"Online shoppen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Fijn online<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Zoals in elk reclameblok te zien is, wil Sint stoppen<br \/>\nom, winkel-in, winkel-uit nog ouderwets te shoppen.<br \/>\nSint gaat met zijn tijd mee, hij is hip en hij is on-line,<br \/>\nHij mailt en doet aan Snapchat, (al is dat voor de gein).<\/p>\n<p>Shoppen via internet is een uitkomst deze dagen.<br \/>\n&#8216;t Lijkt wel of ieder\u00e9\u00e9n op 5 december jarig is, ik zal er over klagen!<br \/>\nJe kunt geen winkel in gaan, de rijen staan zelfs buiten.<br \/>\nHet is toch veel te druk, ze kunnen de zaak beter sluiten.<\/p>\n<p>Dus Sint betrekt zijn spulletjes veelal digitaal.<br \/>\nEn hoe het zo gekomen is, dat is een heel verhaal.<br \/>\nHet begon ooit met een laptop en een netwerk via de stekker.<br \/>\nToen een muis, headset, webcam, &#8216;t werd alsmaar gekker!<\/p>\n<p>Via ADSL houdt Sint met iedereen contact<br \/>\nen stuurt een mail aan Piet, zodat die tijdig kruidnoten bakt.<br \/>\nHet was even puzzelen, maar de moeite heeft geloond.<br \/>\nZeker wanneer je familie, Santa Claus, ver op de noordpool woont.<\/p>\n<p>Dit cadeau heeft Sint uiteraard digitaal besteld.<br \/>\nEr stonden positieve &#8220;comments&#8221; bij vermeld.<br \/>\nHet kan haast niet mis gaan, al heeft Sint het niet getest.<br \/>\nMaar check het even goed, want jij weet het toch het best!<\/p>\n<p>(Met dank aan Hulp Rijmpiet Theo)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.de-rijmpiet.nl\/copyright\/\">Copyright &copy; 2016 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