{"id":8654,"date":"2019-10-27T17:52:57","date_gmt":"2019-10-27T16:52:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/de-rijmpiet.nl\/wordpress\/?p=8654"},"modified":"2019-10-27T17:52:57","modified_gmt":"2019-10-27T16:52:57","slug":"lang-op-de-w-c","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/de-rijmpiet.nl\/wordpress\/sinterklaas-gedichten\/persoon\/lang-op-de-w-c\/","title":{"rendered":"Lang op de w.c."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Doe open die deur!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Voor de deur staat een lange rij.<br \/>\nJouw huisgenoten zijn niet blij.<br \/>\nWant het is natuurlijk shit<br \/>\ndat jij zo lang op de w.c. zit!<br \/>\nVolgens mij ben je van de pot gerukt<br \/>\nals je z\u00f3 lang plast of drukt.<br \/>\nOf is er iets anders aan de hand?<br \/>\nBen je aan &#8216;t Appen of lees je de krant?<br \/>\nZit je aan de bril vastgeplakt?<br \/>\nBen je door de pot gezakt?<br \/>\nKom op, doe die deur eens open!<br \/>\nAnders moeten we hem slopen.<br \/>\nJe laat ons hier toch niet 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